ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via aleks-has-a-drinking-problem)

davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

image

(via bodtassbitch)

metapod:

its hard seeing the ones you love laugh at memes

(via thwintrsoldier)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via thwintrsoldier)

Great Date Ideas

bowdriebrother:

  • Sell your hair
  • Give away your favorite mask
  • Dye each others hair pink
  • Give away your favorite hat
  • Wax each others legs!
  • Eat 5 pound gummy bears
  • Play balsamic vinaigrette pong!
  • Eat mouthfuls of Warheads
  • Wax your mans chest
  • Bleach your mans beard

(via hellobejules)

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(via youtube-feels)

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

(via pizza)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(via choke-on-glitter)